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Rooster Foozle is a loser. He’s not a real man. A real man wears my ties and eats my steaks. He’s got no stamina. He probably sits in a barn all day smoking weed.

Donald Trump

You’re a surprisingly astute observer of the political landscape. I wish you would get the clucking under control, though.

-anonymous city council member

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