5 Similarities Between Trump and the Grumpf

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This here’s nuts!

On Being Nuts about Politics By Squirrel Foozle I teach at the Foozle Normal School on 10th Street, over behind the Onion Cannery here in the Valley. Or I did until a few weeks ago, anyway. When the fire spread through the town, it ate up the school in no time. The structure should have … Continue reading This here’s nuts!

Dang it! This townie thinks the Grumpf is a nice guy!

The Grumpf’s a Nice Guy. Think of his Cat Policy By Benedict Townie It’s important in an election season to get all your facts straight, to not accept everything you hear. I’ve been hearing a lot of talk, particularly on the part of these foozle, about how bad the Grumpf is. I’m here to say … Continue reading Dang it! This townie thinks the Grumpf is a nice guy!

A HUGE Wall, from a fella from the meadow

The Grumpf’s Wall: An Economic Perspective By Bob of the Meadow We’ve got rancid meat. They need rancid meat. Where’s the problem? When the Grumpf built that wall around the valley it might as well have been an act of economic war. These Valley people, I wonder how smart any of them could really be … Continue reading A HUGE Wall, from a fella from the meadow

My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…

Pedagogical Buffoonery in the Land of the Grumpf By Hoot Foozle “People used to worship the sun, Hoot,” the teenager Beagle Boy said to me. “But the Grumpf runs the sun, so we worship the Grumpf." He barked twice, then continued. "It just makes sense.” I’ll admit it ruffled my feathers a little; the ones … Continue reading My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…