“Heeeeere’s Donny!”

This here picture's right edifyin'. It's shinin' a light on how crazy that Trump fella is. I can't take credit for this beauty. This here came to me from a wayward scout up in New York state, at a college on a hill, along with a buncha other right good stuff. I'll be sharin' em. We foozle … Continue reading “Heeeeere’s Donny!”

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Rooster Foozle vs the Grumpf: My debate with Ms. Nixie and the Grumpf (Part 1)

It's debate season ya'll, so I thought I'd share some of my storied encounter with the Grumpf back in the valley. This here's the first part. Rooster Foozle vs the Grumpf: My debate with Ms. Nixie and the Grumpf (Part 1) I’m not entirely sure how them politicin’ townsfolk arranged it--there’s plenty stories goin’ round—but … Continue reading Rooster Foozle vs the Grumpf: My debate with Ms. Nixie and the Grumpf (Part 1)

The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle

The Grumpf’s racial politics By Emword and Jayword Foozle When the Grumpf re-appeared, he started making policy announcements left and right. It was clear to us that he had heard about the incipient candidacy of Rooster, a mere foozle, and that he appreciated the gravitas of the political situation in the Valley—or at least some … Continue reading The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle

Rooster’s Tail, Part 1: Firin’ Ole Red Face

Now ya'll know I come from the Valley of the Grumpf, but ya may not know my history with ole red face. Lucky thing is, an old turtle foozle got round to recordin' me tellin' it. He's lookin fer the rest of the story, but dang it that fella moves slow. This here's how I first toppled the … Continue reading Rooster’s Tail, Part 1: Firin’ Ole Red Face