A Gallery of Rooster Foozle Propaganda!

Well, this here chicken's got a lotta supporters out there in the real world--folks discontent with the no good politicin' we're seein' on them screens. I feel ya, friends, and not in that gross Donald Trump kinda way, but in my own empathetic rooster-man way. Anyhoo, some foozle been keepin' themselves busy makin' some might gosh … Continue reading A Gallery of Rooster Foozle Propaganda!

The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle

The Grumpf’s racial politics By Emword and Jayword Foozle When the Grumpf re-appeared, he started making policy announcements left and right. It was clear to us that he had heard about the incipient candidacy of Rooster, a mere foozle, and that he appreciated the gravitas of the political situation in the Valley—or at least some … Continue reading The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle

My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…

Pedagogical Buffoonery in the Land of the Grumpf By Hoot Foozle “People used to worship the sun, Hoot,” the teenager Beagle Boy said to me. “But the Grumpf runs the sun, so we worship the Grumpf." He barked twice, then continued. "It just makes sense.” I’ll admit it ruffled my feathers a little; the ones … Continue reading My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…