The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle

The Grumpf’s racial politics By Emword and Jayword Foozle When the Grumpf re-appeared, he started making policy announcements left and right. It was clear to us that he had heard about the incipient candidacy of Rooster, a mere foozle, and that he appreciated the gravitas of the political situation in the Valley—or at least some … Continue reading The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle

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Dang it! This townie thinks the Grumpf is a nice guy!

The Grumpf’s a Nice Guy. Think of his Cat Policy By Benedict Townie It’s important in an election season to get all your facts straight, to not accept everything you hear. I’ve been hearing a lot of talk, particularly on the part of these foozle, about how bad the Grumpf is. I’m here to say … Continue reading Dang it! This townie thinks the Grumpf is a nice guy!

My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…

Pedagogical Buffoonery in the Land of the Grumpf By Hoot Foozle “People used to worship the sun, Hoot,” the teenager Beagle Boy said to me. “But the Grumpf runs the sun, so we worship the Grumpf." He barked twice, then continued. "It just makes sense.” I’ll admit it ruffled my feathers a little; the ones … Continue reading My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…