The Grumpf’s racial politics By Emword and Jayword Foozle When the Grumpf re-appeared, he started making policy announcements left and right. It was clear to us that he had heard about the incipient candidacy of Rooster, a mere foozle, and that he appreciated the gravitas of the political situation in the Valley—or at least some … Continue reading The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle
Here's a touch more of my story, ya'll. I'm tellin' ya, I know these Trump types. In the valley of the Grumpf, we had us a red'n'orange monster too. This here's part of that story.
The Grumpf’s a Nice Guy. Think of his Cat Policy By Benedict Townie It’s important in an election season to get all your facts straight, to not accept everything you hear. I’ve been hearing a lot of talk, particularly on the part of these foozle, about how bad the Grumpf is. I’m here to say … Continue reading Dang it! This townie thinks the Grumpf is a nice guy!
The Grumpf plays tennis? He tops his ball; then divots fly; In bunkers long he stays; He foozles all along the course In most astounding ways: In sooth, it is an eery thing The way the red Grumpf plays. Adapted from: Two Players and their Play by Beatrice Hansom (1899)