This here foozle's got a lot to say about life in 'Merica, specially after that orange fella up'n won that dang election, sorta anyways. Now it's more important than ever to learn from this here rooster-man! I know all about big red-n-orange monsters, and I'm here to tell my tale--to offer up some consultin' for … Continue reading Hear me, hear me: Orange Monsters are in my wheelhouse
Well, this here chicken's got a lotta supporters out there in the real world--folks discontent with the no good politicin' we're seein' on them screens. I feel ya, friends, and not in that gross Donald Trump kinda way, but in my own empathetic rooster-man way. Anyhoo, some foozle been keepin' themselves busy makin' some might gosh … Continue reading A Gallery of Rooster Foozle Propaganda!
This here's another image comin' from my constituents. They know that Rooster Foozle is on top of things!
I know we need to defeat ole orange face in this here 2016 Presidential Election. He's a crook and a liar--total waste of carbon, as the kids in the valley say. But I've gotta point out that things weren't all that great with any of them insiders either. So let's think bigger, ya'll. Let's think … Continue reading Between an insider and a monster…there’s a chicken!
This here's a picture sent to me from out there in the real world. I'll admit I'm kindly tickled by the support I'm findin' among ya'll, despite me bein' a rooster-man foozle and all. And don't ya'll forget about our Foozle PAC! You can help us with this here Foozle Project by chippin' in, if'n the … Continue reading The only clucking choice: Rooster Foozle!
This here picture's right edifyin'. It's shinin' a light on how crazy that Trump fella is. I can't take credit for this beauty. This here came to me from a wayward scout up in New York state, at a college on a hill, along with a buncha other right good stuff. I'll be sharin' em. We foozle … Continue reading “Heeeeere’s Donny!”
It's debate season ya'll, so I thought I'd share some of my storied encounter with the Grumpf back in the valley. This here's the first part. Rooster Foozle vs the Grumpf: My debate with Ms. Nixie and the Grumpf (Part 1) I’m not entirely sure how them politicin’ townsfolk arranged it--there’s plenty stories goin’ round—but … Continue reading Rooster Foozle vs the Grumpf: My debate with Ms. Nixie and the Grumpf (Part 1)
The Grumpf’s racial politics By Emword and Jayword Foozle When the Grumpf re-appeared, he started making policy announcements left and right. It was clear to us that he had heard about the incipient candidacy of Rooster, a mere foozle, and that he appreciated the gravitas of the political situation in the Valley—or at least some … Continue reading The Grumpf’s racial politics, by Emword and Jayword Foozle
Here's a touch more of my story, ya'll. I'm tellin' ya, I know these Trump types. In the valley of the Grumpf, we had us a red'n'orange monster too. This here's part of that story.
Ya'll, I'm moved. I got me some musical constituents, and they kindly like to express themselves by strummin' and singin'. I's hopin' fer some banjo, I'll admit. Maybe next time. Song: "Vote for Rooster to Heal the USA" Artist: Johnny ThreeChords and the Minor Fall