Now ya'll know I come from the Valley of the Grumpf, but ya may not know my history with ole red face. Lucky thing is, an old turtle foozle got round to recordin' me tellin' it. He's lookin fer the rest of the story, but dang it that fella moves slow. This here's how I first toppled the … Continue reading Rooster’s Tail, Part 1: Firin’ Ole Red Face
On Being Nuts about Politics By Squirrel Foozle I teach at the Foozle Normal School on 10th Street, over behind the Onion Cannery here in the Valley. Or I did until a few weeks ago, anyway. When the fire spread through the town, it ate up the school in no time. The structure should have … Continue reading This here’s nuts!
The Grumpf’s a Nice Guy. Think of his Cat Policy By Benedict Townie It’s important in an election season to get all your facts straight, to not accept everything you hear. I’ve been hearing a lot of talk, particularly on the part of these foozle, about how bad the Grumpf is. I’m here to say … Continue reading Dang it! This townie thinks the Grumpf is a nice guy!
The Grumpf’s Wall: An Economic Perspective By Bob of the Meadow We’ve got rancid meat. They need rancid meat. Where’s the problem? When the Grumpf built that wall around the valley it might as well have been an act of economic war. These Valley people, I wonder how smart any of them could really be … Continue reading A HUGE Wall, from a fella from the meadow
The Grumpf plays tennis? He tops his ball; then divots fly; In bunkers long he stays; He foozles all along the course In most astounding ways: In sooth, it is an eery thing The way the red Grumpf plays. Adapted from: Two Players and their Play by Beatrice Hansom (1899)
Pedagogical Buffoonery in the Land of the Grumpf By Hoot Foozle “People used to worship the sun, Hoot,” the teenager Beagle Boy said to me. “But the Grumpf runs the sun, so we worship the Grumpf." He barked twice, then continued. "It just makes sense.” I’ll admit it ruffled my feathers a little; the ones … Continue reading My friend Hoot on education under the Grumpf…